Space Cadet BLing

I would think it’ll be:

1. Josef “Incest Dad” Fritzl

2. Nadya “Octomom” Suleman

3. Bernie “Gives Jews a Bad Name” Madoff

4. Adolf “the ’stache” Hitler

5. George W “I Dub Ya Incompetent” Bush (throw in Dick Cheney too)

6. Jeffrey “Gay Black Dude Eater” Dahmer

7. Osama “Don’t call me Obama” Bin Laden

8. Casey “Partying missing girl mom” Anthony

9. Robert “the ’stache part 2″ Mugabe

10. Spencer “The Prat” Pratt (and everyone else on the Hills for that matter)

Did I miss anyone?

Just woke up after a dream… in CD shop selling CD’s of fashionable clothes, don’t ask me why, just that there are CD’s and the cover are pictures of clothing, then saw Ethan Hawke n’ Uma Thurman in the shop (guess they’re back together again in this dream), she’s wearing a brunette wig and somehow we end up on the same aisle, looking at these fashion CD’s, then asks me if I know Rodriguez Rialdi, I say, no, is he an actor? Then says no, silly, he’s a designer, but somehow I knew that he was a designer, but I tried playing an ignorant fool just to act silly. Then I start thinking of being a fashion designer myself, then seeing more celebrities, Mel Gibson wearing a leather jacket with a built in vest, then I realized to myself why I design only of flat surfaces? I feel short of experience designing items with texture, like fur n’ feathers…

WTF??? And how did I come up in my subconscious brain a fictitious name out of the blue like Rodriguez Rialdi??? Like I swear, aren’t dreams supposed to be surreal but at least you can sort of remember where that came from? Google searched this name and came up on top with “Immobilization of Enzymes n’ Cells” but no one with that name, just some fella Giovanni Rialdi and lady Alicia Rodriguez ending up on the same page. But no Rodriguez Rialdi!

WTF???

1.  Kangaroo kebabs at Little Creatures were pretty tasty. (Nooooo! Skippyyyyy! I’m evil)

2. What’s with those half car half truck things on the road?

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Is it a 'trar' or is it a 'cruck'?

6. Had the 2nd best pizza I’ve ever tasted at Little Caesar’s at Mundaring. (hmmm… Aussies seem to like adding ‘Little’s too) But the best still goes to Fire & Ice at Kathmandu.

7. Magnum Ice Creams are my fave, but Malaysia has only 2, Classic and Almond. Lo and behold, the doors of super ice cream heaven opened for me when I came across a whole new bunch of Magnum goodness in the form of Magnum Colombian Cappucino and Ecuadorean Dark. I couldn’t stay long enough to try the other flavours, Ego, White and Peppermint. Sigh.

8. I see Lleyton Hewitts everywhere there, as if his face is the nucleus of which Aussie Caucasianness revolve around. I must be going nuts.

9. In their safety video, Air Mauritius reminds you not to sleep on the floor during flight. Literally, how low can passengers get on a budget airline?

10. The one thing I seemed to miss the most back home was my computer, if not only to type these 10 things I think.

Technorati Tags: Kangaroo kebabs, Skippy, Bikies, “Brahminy” Kite, King’s Park, Central Park, Kings of Leon, “Use Somebody”, Jai Ho, Lleyton Hewitts, Air Mauritius

Overall, Australia was a great trip, but if there’s one thing that spoils it right at the end, is finding out that you’ve overpaid for the frikkin taxi service from the KLIA airport to home, and I should’ve known better! Was thoroughly grumpy throughout the ride back wondering about that 50 ringgit extra out the window.

More a bit about the 3-day Perth trip later, now, I just need to unwind and let off some steam.

While browsing, accidentally typed the wrong address and guess what I found?

My evil twin, www.benjaminlong.com!

Damn you evil twin! Even though you’re a more established artist than me, Benjamin Long with your fancy daddy gallery pieces, well at least I have a funkier website background than your dull grey plain one. And what’s with that bluurrrrry name, huh, Benjamin Long? Does that say that you’re blur too? Poor boy… boo hoo, Benjamin Long… I can take you on, name the time and place… and I’ll schedule a flight to Philly and take you on. Yeah, I’m gonna run up the Rocky stairs and practice my fitness and who’s my witness? Yo mamma, that’s who!

Damn you, doppelganger!

You better watch your back, Benjamin Long… >>>>:(

So, my nickname here is BLingster… following in the footsteps of Napster, Friendster, whateverster… makes me wonder what was the original “ster”? Hamster? Mobster? Gangster? Huckster? Methinks hamster as it captures the essence of the “ster” cuteness. Without the “ster” it’ll just be Ham. Add that in, and double its cutesiness with some fur and whiskers, voila! Hmm… then again, my knowledge of “ster” ain’t so great. Dogster? Catster? Blogster? Ooo… blogster. That sounds like that could catch on…. Popester? McGuyverster? Barackster? Space Cadetster? Frankster? Frankenstein Monster?

OK. Will stop now, before I become a wankster.

Now, I wonder if this building has an antenna... :O

Dang, I’m sitting up late at work, working a bit, doing this site a bit, but actually, what’s really holding me back is that my torrent connection is real good right now, and I’m downloading this whole collection of vintage Eerie magazines.

Star Wars Tootbrush???

(Who knows about Eerie is that they’re like Tales from the Crypt/Twilight Zone type stories, but only a little more… ‘eerie’) had read me up some issues and boy, do I feel all vintage over… especially looking at these outdated Star Wars ads and stuff for Sea Monkeys.

Anyway, 30 kB/s! I tell you that’s really rare with the usually sucky Malaysian internet connections.

Okay, back to woik.

Okay, admittedly, I’m using  a template right now with a bit of background from another artist. That’s until I figure out how to use this Wordpress thingy, widgets, plugins n’ all that. But later on, I’m thinking of doing up the background image, mebbe draw up somethin’. Fix up summin’ good. Cartoons? Redneck cartoons? Furry hamster with a rambo bandanna maybe sitting at a corner somewhere? Anything goes at the mo’. So you folks out there, *crickets* any suggestions?

Motha frikkin phone… can’t connect. I am seriously gonna ditch Maxis soon… once I get past my Aussie vacation, sorting out this P1 Wimax thing, taxes, getting ready for climbing Mt Kinabalu, fixing up my Wordpress to look nice, finishing up on some work deadlines, cleaning out my room, saving for my…

Wooohoooo! Helllooooo Woooooorrrrld!

*crickets*